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Well, keep in mind that according to our merry band of thieves, the electromagnetic pulse doesn’t just turn the lights off it shuts down every power source within it’s blast radius. When the plan is devised, we’re told the city will temporarily be plunged into the 17th Century, which is great if you’re stealing money, and bad news if you’re, say, on life support in a hospital.

Hospitals have back up systems that come on during a power outage, but so do casinos. The pinch is being used because it takes those out. Hell, if we’re talking every power source, everyone with a pacemaker is dead on the spot. But at least they weren’t one of the poor bastards in helicopters and passenger planes, now making an increasingly less than gradual canada goose outlet sale descent into Las Vegas.

Ocean’s Eleven isn’t the only movie to gloss over the casualties of a power outage. Live Free or Die Hard features the entire East Coast losing power, but the consequences are magically eliminated when canada goose outlet black friday the bad guy gets shot. The remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still also tries to end on a happy note, despite the fact that the entire world gets hit with an electromagnetic pulse. But it’s especially noticeable in Ocean’s Eleven because the charming heroes are the ones responsible. It’s hard to root for the thieves once you realize they won’t let innocent lives stand between them and their loot. The sequel to Ocean’s Eleven shouldn’t have been about the casino owner getting revenge; it should have told the story of the FBI hunting down the people responsible for one amazon uk canada goose of the worst terror attacks in American history.

Which would have been way better than what we actually got.

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“You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I let them slaughter wave after wave of civilians until they reached their limit and shut down.”

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“We’re very sorry for the difficulties with that last presentation, visitors. Next up, Professor Razorface’s KillSpider Armada!”

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All right, so Spock and the rest pause to mourn the destruction of Vulcan and the death of billions. Only for like, 30 seconds, but it’s an action movie and they still have a bad guy to stop. It’s understandable.

But what about the fleet that was sent to help Vulcan? Every ship that wasn’t named Enterprise just got blown to pieces, with no word of survivors. And since the fleet was made up primarily of cadets and canada goose online uk teachers (the regular fleet was too far away to help), our heroes just lost every single one of their colleagues and friends, yet nobody bats an eye. You can’t argue that they were just faceless nobodies, either, because we saw some of them earlier in the movie like Uhura’s green skinned roommate that Kirk was having kinky interspecies sex with.

“But I had sex with her before she died, so I don’t see what the problem is.”

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“Gee, where is everyone today? Ooh, right.”

Edward Norton’s alter ego starts an underground boxing ring that eventually conspires to blow up the headquarters of several credit card companies. The buildings are destroyed in the middle of the night, because the only people inside are maintenance staff, and they all know about the plan and have evacuated to safety anyway.

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You see or hear about a dozen buildings go down, and every one of them is a massive skyscraper. Those are some pretty big explosions much bigger than what you’d see in a controlled implosion and that debris is not going to tumble into a bunch of neat little piles. It’s going to be hurtling in every direction. Now, they couldn’t have known how callous demolishing skyscrapers for laughs would look to canada goose parka outlet everyone just two years later the movie was made in 1999. But for the sake of comparison, the rubble from the World Trade Center towers spread far enough to damage about 20 nearby buildings eight of them beyond repair. That was two buildings. This was a dozen or so.

Canada Goose Parka All of those people would have been crushed by the many, many tons of debris. Even if we’re generous and assume that the Fight Club somehow managed to shut down several blocks’ worth of road traffic without drawing suspicion, it would have been impossible to stop pedestrians from wandering around. Hell, even just the collateral damage from rubble hitting other buildings (like hotels, which are usually located where? That’s right: downtown) would definitely be enough to rack up a pretty sizable death toll. Canada Goose Parka

We guess the safety precautions the Fight Club took in the rest of the movie don’t apply when their victims are faceless. Which is kind of ironic, considering that the film’s message is about fighting back against a society that makes you faceless. Oops.

“Now remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to never, ever talk about all the thousands of people we just murdered to get out of debt.”

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“What do you mean, ‘Why didn’t I use the brakes?’ What the fuck is a ‘brakes’?!”

But even that pales in comparison to what the villains accomplished, which was to release a hallucinogenic gas, designed to incite people to murder in their fear and confusion, across the Narrows, an island region of Gotham City. Not only did the gas hit a large number of civilians, but the Narrows was also occupied by pretty much all of the escaped lunatics and serial killers in the city, as well as every member of the riot police. And the only cure for this gas would take weeks to mass produce. So, how does the movie resolve this nightmare situation?

Remember, Professor X’s machine is designed to reach out to every mind on the planet (we see people in the White House knocked unconscious by the attack, even though the machine is in northern Canada). The attack canada goose outlet chicago lasts only about a minute or so, but there are plenty of everyday activities that would end in devastation if those involved were rendered unconscious or otherwise inoperative for 60 seconds. For starters, there would be hundreds of thousands of traffic accidents. Most every pilot on Earth would lose control of his plane and come crashing to the ground. Don’t forget about doctors in the middle of important operations. Skydivers would be screwed, too. Anyone out for a swim would drown. Dozens of couples experimenting with erotic asphyxiation would well, you get the idea.

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